The Blind Date Bootie

Blind Date Bootie first contacted me through OkCupid. His message: "Hi Cutie". Yup, that's it. Clearly, that's all it took.

Pros:

Blue eyes

6'1"

Good looking

Great phone voice

Rides a motorcycle

Cons:

Man of few words

Sex fiend

Never asked me out on a date

Always home during the day (do you work?)

After our initial exchanges through the dating site, we started gchatting. It did NOT take long for it to turn into innuendo and then out-rite sex talk. I was ok with this...he was hot. I was down for it.

But that's ALL he talked about. And he started asking things like "what's the biggest you've had?". And wanted to know details about my sex life. It was a little kinky and I began to think it was an 18-yr old boy on the other end...that or one of my coworkers playing a cruel trick on me. This guy was obsessed with the guys I had been with in the past. I teased him and played it off by saying things like "are you worried you're not big enough?" and "are you sure you didn't mistakenly mean to put "guy dating guy" in your online profile?"

Well, he was persistent, hot, and I was horny. So we scheduled to meet up. He was gonna come over. No date. No pleasantries. Just open the door, introduce ourselves, and get it on. And that's exactly how it happened. Shit you not. Ha!

I was nervous waiting for him to come. It was 11pm on a Sunday night...there was no mistaking this for anything other than what it was. He knocked on the door, I opened it, he was gorgeous, tall, lean, smiled, had a great voice when introducing himself, seemed totally comfortable with the situation (which should have made me think he's done this before but actually made me really attracted to his confidence), and then he kissed me. That was one helluva kiss!

We made out on the couch and he took off my blouse like a pro. Made our way to the bedroom and I took off his pants like a pro. HE WAS HUGE! I was kinda scared. But he went down on me and knew exactly what he was doing. It led to some amazing sex...painful at first...but just what I needed. He was throwing me around like a rag doll in all kinds of positions and I just submit to him. I came 3 times total. When he finally came, he let out this weird series of moans that made me kinda cringe, but who's to judge...

He held me, cuddled, spooned, and stayed the night. He jerked and twitched a lot in his sleep. Weird. I woke him up early in the morning so I could get to work. We kissed goodbye and off he went. I was hecka sore.

He keeps texting me for more bootie. But, I know nothing about him and he wasn't willing to give any info up. So, I've been hesitant.

The final straw was when he asked if we could meet for a "nooner"...and if we could have sex in my car. Are you serious?

No thank you.